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'ISO 7175 boobies standards inspector'
Closing date for applications 3th Jan 2004
We here at Morgan Inc like to think outside the box. Our future
development strategies means that we have to inspect hundreds and
sometimes thousands of boobs on a daily basis. Most of these would be a
visual qa check naturally, however due to certain regulations, most
employees of Morgan Inc are no long allowed to physically check boobies.
For this reason we need to hire an independant with several years
experience with boobies. The ideal candidate will have experience in
both large and small boobies, will be enthusiastic and will work of
their own initative. A certain amount of training will be provided for
this all round attractive package.
'HotTub Supervisor'
Closing date for applications 15th Nov 2003
Despite the obvious humour that may surround the Hot Tub Supervisors
job, it is important to realise that this role carries great
responsibility in Morgan Inc. The HTS should be skilled in the
following:
Feng Shurway (The surprising alternative to Fung Sui)
Massage and Aromatherpy
HotTub Maintenance
Must have a great bod
Bubbles a bonus
'Tea Lady'
Job Description:
The tea lady is an integral part of Morgan Inc. Many (many) tea ladies have come and gone from Morgan Inc in the past, and here is your opportunity to join this long prestigious list.
The tea lady is much more than somebody who simply pours tea. It also carries the role of the moral of the employees as well as being a diplomat for different departments. Think of the tea lady as Neilix from
Voyager*.
Skills / Qualifications:
Ability to make tea
Ability to put Club bars on saucer
Must talk complete bollix at the best of times
Be disillusioned with young folk these days
Constantly complain about back trouble
Ability to prioritise effectively
Must thrive in a very busy environment
Ability to work independently and as part of a team is essential
*Morgan Inc would like to assure you that it has no link whatsoever with Voyager
Casual Secretary
Closing date for applications 7th Sept 2003
Job Description:
The secretary is responsible for ensuring that clients every need are catered for. The casual secs job is to Work closely with the Sales and Account Management teams where they analyse profiles and proposals based on the content of the client’s portfolio, using specific in house systems. The casual secretary also reviews incoming entertainment requests from clients who have submitted their terms directly through the website. Liasing with Client Services, the secretary will help to resolve clients’ queries.
Skills / Qualifications:
Ability to make illogical and varied decisions
Excellent communication skills (specifically oral)
Good desktop skills, including office chair equipment
Knowledge and experience not needed
Fluency (mother-tongue standard) in French a plus
Detail oriented with social editing preferred
Good organisational and time-management skills
Ability to prioritise effectively
Must thrive in a very busy and time sensitive environment
Ability to work independently and as part of a team is essential
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