Some of you may or may not of heard that our house is under the watchful eye of a neighbour who doesn't have the balls to disclose him/herself to the general public... or us for that matter. This said neighbour has been causing us hastle by making allogations to our residents committee and our Land Lord that we are, or are know to be harbouring recent occupants of Mount Joy Luxury Apartments who are Warriors for the savour of the trees etc. What a Gobsite! Seriously.Would you give a shit about somebody in your neighbour hood as long as they didn't bother you? Well, this little bollix has never talked to us, but has on more than one occasion called the cops to our house and even woken our land lord up at 5 in the morning. He has also informed the residents committee of our area and our Land Lord that he has kept a camera trained on our house taking video evidense of their being Eco Warriors living here, and has counted serveral seperate personalities comming and going from the house on a semi regular basis.

These people that he has observed are:

Name Job Appearance
Doc Professional Layabout Bald
Brian Clayton Computer Programmer - ICL Skinhead
Dot Murphy Some sort of Engineer - IBM Little Girl
Lorraine Darcy Computer Trainer - Various Project
Tom Murphy Owns a company - Spin Respectable
Jackie Rafferty Glorified Solicitor Secretary Lesbian
Ronan Costello Engineer - Guinness Skinhead
Paul Shorton Model Maker Fairly Respectable
Cillian Shorten Part time Lesbian Red Hair

Bear in mind, that the said allogations were made before the influx of students for the Lepracon weekend in Trinity.

So Mr. We need a name for you. I think the name Mr. Bourges would suit. Get a life you asshole. We have friends. We actually do. If you have a problem with that, go to a support group, not the bloody Gardai! I'm sure they have better things to be doing.

So the next thing to work out is.... where does this dirty voyeur sit behind his camera playing with his equipment?


And behind Killarney Parade door number....

12. Old couple. Living away their existance in harmony. Or so it would seem. Observed, dirty old man of voyeur nature. 13. Unknown. One female seeing leaving place twice. Possibly rented house for nurses
14. 3 diifferent people seing leaving this house. The go and come at all hours, so I'd say they have a life. Off the hook guys. 15. Either somebody who works late or has a boyfriend drop her off a lot works here. More than one occasion of after 2 dropoffs observed.
16. There used to be some black guys living here. They kept to themselves. Talked to them once. They're fine. 17. Two guys, one female living here. They come and go a lot. Nothing suspicious about them.
18. Only ever seen one girl leave this house. I think she works locally. Other than that, the house is a mystery  
19. I've seen about 3 different pleople leave this house. A couple are a girl in her mid 20s. 20. Old woman calls about 3 times a week. Door answered by other old woman. They talk about flowers and gossip for 2 hours. Thats it.
Suspect, very suspect.

This window has the advantage of observing our house with us not knowing anything at all of the occupants.

 
10 Kenmare Parade.

Old couple live here.

They mostly keep to themselves and don't have a good view of our door to keep a video.

 

 

So, Mr Bourges. I want to have a chat with you. If you have the balls, call around. I would really like to see what type of person you look like.

Look forward to our meeting.

Morgan (The Skinhead Eco Warrior)


UPDATES:

This just in..... Old woman with white plastic bags called to door of 19 Killarney Parade at 18:05 hours on March 2nd. Door was answered by girl in Mid 20s with dark short hair.

 

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